Public Apology

At this time, I would like to clarify my previous post. Due to my overzealous nature, I may have misled our dearly beloved to believe that we wanted to move to Iowa. I humbly apologize for giving that impression. At the Law Fair it was just a surprising and unexpected option.

I am sorry for scaring you. I especially want to apologize to my Good wife. She did not deserve this insensitivity. But true to her character, she has decided to stay by my side through this public scandal.

This may have scared many of you, but I promise this gross misrepresentation will not happen again. I will choose my words much more carefully in future posts about such important topics.